Addicted to my fur and farts

I know you missed me dressed up in fur and I know that you missed my farts even more! So I decided to be generous and nice enough to you today and allow you the privilege of getting to see both. I'm sure you will show me just how much you appreciate the efforts I made for you and will be a good boy for me, to make up for this privilege! Now let's see how well you can follow instructions!