A Lot of Stinky Farts After I Ate Eggs, Cabbage and Bean Soup

You took me to dinner. I thank you for this and invite you to come over. I tell you how much I love cabbage and bean soup. I wore you is gonna be a long night and let out a big fart. I continue to fart without stopping and tell you how bad they stink and how they smell. I want to get comfy so I take my pants off and remain bare ass still farting. In the end, say I need to go to the toilet and maybe next time you can watch that.