Ich hüpfe auf meiner mitbewohnerin - und nicht du

You've been away for a while, but I've not been lonely. While you've been stuck in quarantine elsewhere I have had my flatmate to keep me entertained... Well you can hardly expect me to get bored can you? Thing is, my flatmate is a whole lot more attentive to my needs and wants than you, you're just lazy and selfish and I'm not putting up with that any more, so I'm going to stay here with my flatmate instead of coming back to you!