Penectomy cures your jerking

You've been complaining about your jerking addiction. You just can't stop watching porn, can you? I've got a solution for you: I'm going to cut it off. Just lay back, stroke a few times, and I'll take care of the rest. How's it feel to be emasculated? You've got nothing left to stroke with. I could tease you with these tits, you could stare at porn all day, but you still can't do a thing about it. At least I cured your masturbation addiction!