Я хочу бути сексуальною блондинкою-бомбою

I've always heard blonds have more fun, I've been envious of them my whole life. I would love to be blond, even for just a day!!! PLEASE let me be a blond. I have long dark hair and to try to dye it blond would turn me some horrible cringe nasty orange carrot top color, so I can't do it that way. I have to try a magic pill! I should wake up the blond bomb shell head turner I've always dreamed of right?? Is it going to work?? What do you think?? Should I do it? YES!!! I want to be blond soooo bad!!!