Kichanie mnie podkręca, o nie!

I have a terribly embarrassing confession to make. Please promise not to laugh. I can[t believe I'm telling you this. But the thing is... when I sneeze I become uncontrollably horny. I know it's ridiculous! Oh fuck, right now my nose is starting to tickle. I can feel a sneeze coming! How awkward, I am getting turned on right now in front of you...