SPH, too small to even masturbate

How pathetic! That is so tiny. You get so horney so easily, all I have to do is flip my hair and your pathetic little cock springs up. I love laughing at you, mocking you, and your useless little cock. Your pubes are longer the your own damn dick! You yanked it right out, right in front of me, it's stinken hilarious! You should be offended, you're not stupid! Look at it! Look how lacking that puny little dick is! All the things you fail at because of it! Can't please a woman, can you even masterbate!?