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Here you are my date, I said I like shorter men, but I wasn't expecting this! My big tank of a belly needs food! I bring you up into my mouth, I let you in my mouth and throat, wide open ready to swallow you, then I think of a wild idea of sniffing you up my nose. Sounds like a nasty little adventure for you. I place you in my nose, push you a bit further. My nostrils flare, I push and sniff to snorting you around, snot rocket you out. You are all booger covered now. I decide to push you even further this time. In you go. I pushed so hard you are out of sight. I snort, hawk, sniff and oh no.. you fell down into the back of my throat, and like a huge lump of you falls to my belly. Gulp, burp bye bye