The sleepover slut

I heard you were interested in attending my Sapphic Poetry Evening? You know these events go on all night right? They turn into quite the sleepovers, just a bunch of femmes together having fun! We don't define femme or masc by body parts, I am of course nonbinary, but you... You're just not very femme are you? So if you're going to come to our poetry evening then we'll have to give you a makeover!