Fitness-model stiefschwein schläge. Cheyenne Jewel

I love being involved in fitness and the competitions but the stupid poses get me every time. I feel so stupid having to stand and strike a pose. Can't the judges already see how super strong I am and totally tight? Maybe you can help me with these poses. Tell me which ones show off my muscles the best. Hey, I know what would make my muscles look better, if I rub some glycerin on them to make them shine. I'll rub some shine on my biceps and pecs so you can get an idea of what the judges will see. This feels kind of good to rub this on my skin. I like how shiny I look right now. Hey, what is that? Are you getting a bulge in your pants from watching me rub shine on myself?