Noise activated recorded just the night time farts

After spending a night out eating broccoli and steak I had gas so bad. Sharp lower ab rude from bubbling gas. I know what this does to me when I relax rest and let it roll out loud lw and slow release where farts can roll on for 30-40 seconds. I used my noise activated tape recorder once again and you wont believe all the long loud grizzly farts I can expel in 8 hours. Farting the whole time, some seep out long and slow, popping bassy farts. Just incredible how I have nearly 11 minutes of nothing but farting.