Keine hochzeit, bis ich komme

Sometimes people ask me why I have so many properties if I don't use them at all. Well, as a businessman, I would say that any building, apartment or estate that I own is first and foremost an investment in my leisure time. For example, the other day I met some newlyweds who desperately needed my country house with a lawn for their wedding of their dreams. They got what they wanted. Well, I got what I wanted, all the way down to my empty balls