Rache an arroganter bombe, bar-schlampe

I sit down after a night out at the bar. I am still in my super sexy dance outfit. I am just so gorgeous, I call my friend to let her know I got home safe. You get to hear our conversation about all the filthy ugly men who hit on us. I am so gorgeous! The nerve, I am the hottest thing they ever saw, as if they'd even have a chance the losers! Im perfection! One even tried to take me home, what a creepy guy, ugh. I'm so repulsed! I climb into bed and wake up sooo ugly! He must have slipped me something to get me back for being such a bitch to him!! Oh no!