Caught on cam: reading and farting big time

A mix of loud, noisy farts and some more silent, hissy farts to make you go crazy, what can be better than that? And you know that the silent ones are usually the smelliest, don't you? It's about to get really stinky in there as I try hard to concentrate on my reading. I have no idea that you placed that camera in my room to watch me, but you're in for a freaking show today cause I'm farty and gassy as hell!