Afeitarlo tú mismo perdedor

Oh! Nothing makes me happier than watching you deflate, watching you realize you're nothing but an ugly old balding loser. I have made you keep your hair tight and shaved for a while, but you missed our appointments, and I want to just enjoy the moment and take it in. I hand you the shaver this time. Go ahead get started, let's see how long I can keep from busting out laughing at you! You are so pathetic, look at you!