Asegurándome de ganar

Hey you, guard! Do you have to come get me and bring me to that big room with all the other contestants? I don't think I really want to go though. Will you get into trouble? Shame. I know you're already in trouble, I know a secret! I know you aren't who you say you are, I saw you sneaking in here... So what are you, some kind of reporter or something? I'm sure things would get really difficult for you if everybody found out who you are. if people find out who you are, you'll probably end up in that big room yourself. I won't tell if you don't tell, in fact I think we can come up with a little plan together... You see I want to win, and you don't want to get thrown off a cliff or something... So if you help me... I'll help you!