Cupidon me hizo jadear

Valentine's day is coming and I still don't have a date. I went to Cupidon to give me a little help but I think he made a mistake. He gave me a ton of gas. I can't hold in any fart. That's why all my dates went wrong the last time. But it seems like you like my farts. You would be a great date. So stay with me and enjoy my farts. I let out long nasty ones. I have a surprise for you. Under my robe, I have sexy lingerie. I bend over to show you my ass while I fart. I tease you and talk dirty so I turn you on even more with my stinky nasty farts.