Allergies nues et touffus

Ohhh my allergies are out of control.. I am so stuffed up.. I need a release. I begin by sneezing twice, loud wet sneezes that really got my snot rolling. I blow snot rockets all over my hands, blowing thick strings of goo, it dangles and drips all over my fingers, spreading my finger to show how thick and sticky it is. I come alittle closer for several blows into my hands. I rub it on my lips, and face. I get so messy with it, I just can't resist. I even taste it, I let it drip freely onto my plump lips, I smack it around in my lips make a few tiny bubbles. I love the feel of it on my face, it's so thick warm and wet. Once I have cleared everything out, I finish up with a kleenex whipping and my inhaler. I feel so much better.