"J'ai besoin de toi pour sortir pendant que mon « ami » passe"

Hey remember when we got together and you said you'd do anything for me? Well I need you to fuck off for a bit. I need this bedroom, my themfriend is coming over and we're going to have some fun. What? If you didn't mean that you'd do anything for me right down to the letter then you shouldn't have said it, too late to back out now I've taken your words literally. So off you go I gotta get ready for my bedroom shenanigans!