Je te transforme en salope flasque de soja

I've been looking for an Alpha, and... here you are. So, I've already made you a nice meal and, well, here is a coffee. During your coffee I reveal to you that all of the food was vegan and the milk in the coffee is soy (and the beans fairtrade, obviously) See, the reason I wanted an "Alpha" was because I wanted to conduct an experiment. You say things like how eating soy turns "men" into girls (like that's a bad thing) I'm going to experiment to see if that's true. You're going to be my soy boy flaky bitch. And, you're trapped now. A future of vegan food and soy milk awaits.