Une bonne fessée, taquinage de pied

These are feet These are my feet You probably recognise them What you won't recognise is that I'm teaching my feet a new trick. You see I'm pretty good at balancing on one foot, and that leaves me with a spare, that in theory I could use as an extra with my hands, I could spank you with both of my hands and one of my feet all whilst balancing on the other! I wonder if I can flog, paddle and crop you too? Let's find out!