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I am so grateful to have such a nice American host stepfamily. I was scared to leave Vietnam and come to America but feel I fit in nicely with my knowledge of the English language. Some phrases have me perplexed though. Like when someone says, "Hey, what's up?" I don't understand how to answer. I am asking my host step-brother for help today. He can tell me what to say when people say these strange phrases to me. There is one word I recently heard that had me very confused because I have not heard a word that sounds like this before. The word is "fapping". Do you know what this word means, host step-brother? He says it's what happens when guys Jerk off their penis. I am very intrigued by the American penis and want to see my host step-brother's member. Oh wow! The American penis is so big! I only saw my boyfriend's penis but he is back in Vietnam. I want to learn all about American men. Will you let me touch it? I know what would feel good against your big dick step-brother, my ass.