Ce n'est pas parce que ce n'est pas bon pour moi que je ne peux pas l'utiliser sur toi

Hello again... What have we here today? I bet you can't guess what's in this box can you? It was a present from an admirer of mine... A little presumptuous of him I think, to send me a vibrator, and such a small one at that when we all know I am quite the size queen! Still, it is purple and purple is my favorite color so he gets points for that I suppose, and I can think of a way to use it to make me happy, though I'm sure it's not the way he intended! I think I will use this vibrator on you!