डिजिटल शुद्धता फंतासी

Well this is a fine mess you've got yourself into isn't it? You may recall a while ago I told you those digital chastity devices weren't safe, but you insisted on getting one anyway? Well now, I've hacked your keycode, and no matter what you try you're not getting out of there unless you do one of two things: You can either have a very humiliating trip to the hospital, and who knows what they might have to cut off to free you, or... You can become my bitcoin mining slave.