Snot Lunch for You

Im so glad you are here. It is time for lunch and i am going to prepare you a nice special treat. A delicious yummy filling snot sandwich. We both know how much you love snot. Its not a secret. I blow my nose, releasing creamy warm goodness from my nostrils. The snot runs down right onto the bread i am encasing my snot in for you. I blow and blow, coating the bread thick. I show off how much snot is on there and play around slapping. I even feed you at the end. Open up snot lover.