Terapi konversi

I know you have unnatural urges, I'm here to help. Just relax, just listen to the sound of my voice and I will help you reject the evils of hetrosexuality. Straightness is a sin, but you can still be saved, just relax, let go of that tension you hold in your spine and breathe, breathe,breathe. You can still be saved but only if you follow my instructions...