Pulisci dopo te stesso

So, you like watching me clean. In fact, you like it so much that you store the image in your mind so you can rub one out to me after I have left. Today, you will do it in front of me. Don't get stage fright now! I know what a dirty wanker you are. Oh, before I forget, you will be cleaning up after yourself. I might be the maid but I refuse to do it for you. So I suggest you get ready to lick it all up before you get on with the rest of what should have been my chores.