Io ho la coda per te.

This is an interesting predicament isn't it... Whatever have you done to deserve this? No excuses, none of them matter because one way or another I'm going to be testing out my new toy on your tender arse... Look at it, this beautiful, neon orange, dragontail. You know why they call them that? because with the slightest flick of movement you'll be in a world of suffering!