あなたの妻の親友はあなたをからかいます

It wasn't hard to get you here was it? I've seen you looking at me, I mean if I was you I'd stare too, but I didn't quite expect you to be quite so easy as this... What do you think your wife, y best friend would say? Well we can find that out can't we? All I need to do is show her the film I've taken of you on my phone, who do you think she'll side with? Her pervy creep of a husband, or her best friend who has known her so much longer? I can bring your entire life to a standstill, pull the rug out from under your feet, completely home wreck you! All at the push of a button! And there's no point in trying to wrestle my phone away from me, everything automatically cloud saves these days, isn't technology wonderful? Of course I could always be convinced not to ruin you... But it'll cost you!