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Your step-mother is feeling gassy tonight and she's also not at all in the mood to give any attention to you, freak-hole! So she ordered a nice big bottle of soda and decided to watch her favorite show on TV - "Two men and a half". While you sit there in a corner hoping she'll maybe give a little bit of attention to your loser ass, she starts farting big time. One fart at first, a little bit shy, then a couple more really loud ones. Oh men, and do they make you horny? The moment you felt their smell enter your nostrils you instantly felt horny as fuck. So enjoy little one, since you might not have such a nice opportunity like this one too often in your lame life. Enjoy, sniff them, feel them go all the way deep inside of your nostrils and into your lungs, then open your mouth so you can taste them too.