これまでで最も奇妙な好意の見返り。ザンドラ・シックス

Ok so you know my best friend has a crush on you. The thing is I want to go with my boyfriend and her to the prom but she needs a date. This is where you come in. Don’t shake your head no! It’s super easy. All you have to do is be her date for one night. It’s not like I’m asking you to take one for the team and fuck her. What would make you change your mind? Ugh, really? you want me to jerk you off? Is that all you guys think about is your dick? Of course it is why do I even ask. Alright, I will jerk you off but that’s it and only this once. You can’t say anything about this arrangement to anyone! Just make my friend think that you’re being nice for a night by being her prom date. Our parents can’t know we did this. This really is kind of gross and weird. I hope my best friend knows how much I love her. I’m sure you’re gonna be fantasizing about this for a long time while I’m gonna be grossed out longer.