셀룰라이트 숭배

I know you have been told that cellulite is a bad, terrible thing and you must avoid it at all costs, but I know you secretly desire that wobble of orange peel that often accompanies big, chonky, thunder thighs. This is a judgement free zone, well unless you're not going to do as I say then I will judge you, but I know you will. I know you will worship and adore my beautiful cellulite.