내 집 난파선 펨돔과 함께 죄를 지을 휴가 계획을 망치라

You can't stand going to those religious festivities every fuckin holiday season. Having to pray to some, 'supreme,' being that you can't even see is so played out. You would much rather sin with Me. Instead of having to put on a fake smile to talk to stuffy people you truly don't care about, you would rather be up under my ass instead of putting presents up under a tree. It's the sinning that you're thinking about. It's the Heathenry that you want to partake in. My curves, lips, eyes, and voice are the only things you're beholden to. The holidays are a time for cheer and that's exactly what I bring you. I give you what she doesn't, a hard dick, sinful thoughts, and endless pleasure. You're getting exactly what you want this holiday season. I am on your Christmas list. Cancel those holiday trips, those plans, those boring religious services and stay at home with Me.