Ik wil meer borstencrème - Augustus Ames

You must tell me where you got this magical boob growing cream! This is no joke, look at how huge my boobs are now! They grew like two sizes since you gave me this cream. The problem is I am all out and there is no way I want my boobs to shrink back to what they were. I tasted some of the cream from the bottom of the container you gave me and oddly enough it tasted slightly like pineapple and also reminded me of my ex boyfriend for some reason. You absolutely must tell me what the cream is made of you weird geeky stepbrother! Don't make be beg you for an answer because I totally will. Are you serious? You're joking. That magical boob growing cream is your semen? I am having a hard time believe this. You are the science award winner of the family though so I have just one thing left to say. Take your pants off so I can get my hands on more of that magical cream!