Aanbid mijn trouwschoenen

Did you really think you could marry me? You're not worthy of that, you're only fit to clean my wedding shoes... I wore them all day when I got married and I wear them all day each year on the anniversary, so they're surprisingly well worn. Crawl over here and take a sniff... Smells like success! Something you will never have I bet... Do they smell like everything you have ever wanted but never can have? Come on tongue out, I want you to clean the souls, and I want to see you wince as you clean all of the fancy beadwork on the upper shoe.