Do tłuszczu dla moich dżinsów

Oh my gosh, I have gained so much weight! Pandemic maybe, too much fast food, lazy tv time. I am too fat for my jeans. I try on 3 different pairs. Two are levis two different sizes, another pair of red jeans have a little stretch and size 5 but none of them fit right! I try on each pair, bouncing jumping squeezing my flabby ass in them, trying to button them. Some I just can't! I wiggle jiggle and get so exerted from all the work it takes to get them on that it's very clear I am out of shape overweight halfway to Fortville!!