2 dużo sprawiły, że zachorowałem

I first open a super cold can of soda. Lying down on my side, fully nude, i chug it down. Gulp after gulp. I erupt burps. After i chug the whole thing, i realize, i have not produced as i should. So i get up and grab a warm can of the same soda. Maybe the temperature will change the strength of my belches. I sit up and let them rip. After laying down, a lot of my bubbly burps got stuck in my belly. Once i am up, i roar loud! As i am finishing off the second can, i am so sick to my stomach. Almost turning green. I am not well. Chugging two cans of soda in 7 minutes and getting trapped 'burp gas', my tummy is not having it. Watch me belch out loud as i chug myself ill.