Posso ser sua nova namorada depois que você se divorciou da minha madrasta? Veruca James

I heard you and my step-mom fighting last night and I wanted to say something important to you. It sounds like you two are getting a divorce, which is a good thing because my step-mom can be a real bitch. Like how since I am eighteen now I have to go find my own place to live. I certainly don't want to move out and be alone so it got me thinking that I could move out and be with you! It makes perfect sense that I can step into my step-mom's place and take care of all your needs like she did. She complained about all the things she had to do for you. I won't complain at all.