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I know that you've always dreamed of waking up next to me one morning, and I know that the idea of me being your girlfriend makes every tiny part of your body shake and tremble, so I decided to make your dream come true today. Guess what would happen if you did wake up next to me, though? That's right, early in the morning is when I usually go to the toilet for some yummy delicious br0wnies brewing lol. But before that, I usually fart like crazy. I know you want to smell and taste that pre-toilet farts real bad. After all they smell the worst out of all farts I've ever been able to produce lol. So let's see how you're gonna like getting a dutch oven from me!