Nu-mi place femeia ei distrugatoare de acasă

I don't like your girlfriend/wife. She takes up too much of my time. Any time that you're spending with her should be spent on me. The free time that you give to her, belongs to me. The time when you're not serving me, when you're spending time with her and you're not doing what I want you to do, that's time away from me. Why would I like her? I want you to spend all of your free time devoting yourself to stroking your dick to me. So, I don't like her and I never will. You decide to give all your time to her. Divorce her. Break up with her. Leave her. Do whatever you have to to give me more time. Duh.