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After a thoroughly enjoyable evening out at a sausage and cider festival, I was bursting for a pee upon returning home! So as soon as I let my sidekick off his leash I press record and take you with me. If you’ve ever wondered what I might be like to drink with, this is the closest you’ll get. It’s me, but amplified me! With the extra fun side coming out to play! Hence getting naked to piss. And deciding against sitting down in favour of standing up to unleash the urine. And then chatting away about why I use fabric instead of toilet paper. And then starting to have a wank but needing to relocate as I did a very dehydrated wizz and it smelt baaaad. And then getting distracted by how utterly incredible my fingers smelt! Fuck me, they smelt fucking fantastic! It’s times like this when I totally understand why guys love giving head so much and makes me wish I had a girlfriend to devour.