Jultomten förlorade nyckeln

Claire and Myself were two naughty Elves working for Santa and we had just packed his sleigh ready for him to leave, But he couldn’t find the Magic Key to get it started, But I had an Idea where it was, earlier that day I had sat on something cold and hard and as I wasn’t wearing any knickers it had got stuck up my Arse, Santa and Claire had a good look and yes it was the key, but they found it very difficult to get out as it was well wedged in, but eventually Santa prized it out and after we milked him for some cream for our Mince Pie’s he went on his way. Auntie Trisha xxx