Поклоняйтеся моїм балеткам

I realize it must be strange for you, to see me in padlocks. Usually, it's you in padlocks, I know you must be envious, but you see I hold my own keys. I choose to wear these boots, not as an act of submission, but because they are fucking gorgeous, just like me! They are hard to walk in, however, so I will just have you carry me everywhere instead.