Я збираюся зрадити тебе з твоїм босом

Hey honey! I've got a surprise for you! While we're working from home I decided to set us up a home office space because that's right, I've been hired to work for the same company as you! Your boss and I noticed your work has been slipping, so we thought you'd need some encouragement... Hence the office space! Thing is, I like cash, and you not paying attention has meant there's been less bonuses, and less income for me to spend on shoes, so I've been making sure I can get lots of bonuses of my own, so from now on you'll be working hard while I'm on Zoom calls with your boss, and he'll be paying me by the minute because I'm so talented!