Figging Fantasy

Do you know what this is? It kind of looks a little bit like your knobbly little cock doesn't it? More of a nub than a shaft, and then a set of tiny, little, empty balls... It's almost uncanny isn't it? Sadly though that's the wrong guess, this is something else entirely... This, this right here is a piece of ginger and I'm going to use it to make you squirm!