Sprained Ankle is Just the Beginning

Yep, I sprained my ankle, sprained it good. BUT that is just the beginning of my bad luck! I one foot hop my way to the couch. Every thing goes wring, I drop the clasp for the ace bandage, struggle to get it. Then I sit back nice and wrapped but the clasp flies off across the room. I have to slide off the couch bounce 1 footed to it, lots of loss of balance and finally put weight on my bad foot. shreeking and then back to the couch were I am finally able to get my foot wrapped up. Whining complaining through out.