Under Desk Loser

This employee here got a low score in his appraisal and is trying to get a better score with some unpaid overtime. 5.15pm on a Friday. I'm surprised he knows what that looks like. He's going to be my underdesk loser as I throttle him with my office stockings that have been on all day. The best bit. There's no purpose to this. I'm doing it quite simply because I can.