I had a serious case of the blue balls, so I hopped in my car and drove around in search of a good time. Lucky for me, there was one in my neighborhood! And here I thought I had to drive all the way downtown. Today must be my lucky day. Her name was Rachel. I asked her if she was working, and she said, a little bit, whatever the fuck that means. The dudette was down to abide, and that she did.