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You're a gifted student. In fact, you're so focused on your studies, your college counselor is worried you might miss out on a few "activities" that are typically experienced in a college setting. Not wanting you to miss out on some extra-curricular activity (but also not wanting your grades to slip), she invites you into her Gifted Students Program. By that, she means to sexually take care of you should the stress of college become too much. Besides, when you get better grades, she looks good- and so does the college.