给我恶心的小狗的款待

Urrrgh it is far too hot in here! I'm very proud of the length of my armpit hair, but my poor pits are getting so sweaty so I'm going to have to shave them bald! Don't look so sad my disgusting little pup, I have a treat for you! Hold out your tongue to catch my divine... Sweaty hairs will fall into your mouth... Wow what a freak you are!